Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Finale

So how do you sum up a two week adventure that you have been planning, thinking about, living and training for each day for 10 months? You really can't, but over the previous weeks we gave it a shot posting as much as we could to both reminisce as well as serve as a tool for those planning their next adventure.

I had never been interviewed before, and I thought it would be cool if we thought of questions for one another and then answered them on video. Little did I know I really don't like watching myself speak on video. What has been seen can not be unseen. 😐 In addition to our breakfast time video debuts, we also reflected on our experience by writing our own summaries below.

Videos and final thoughts aka becoming Shakespeare ... or at least the Reader's Digest version

by Matty "Sir Gadgets"
After 700+ kilometers, 7 days of cycling, 15 parathas, 48 pieces of chicken tikka and a bovine golden shower what more could you ask for when cycling through South East India. Having previously cycled from London to Paris back when I was a few pounds lighter and mounted on a road bike with clips, I had no idea what I had put myself in for when Steve and Shruti invited me on this cycling adventure. The first problem I had was to find a bike. Hong Kong has a few bike stores but only if you want to dice with death on the roads and play chicken with the HK taxis. I decided to buy in Chennai as Steve and Shruti needed to buy a truck load of accessories from the store after we arrived. It turned out to be a great bike and also the only bike without a flat!

The trip was memorable for a number of reasons. Firstly the road conditions were ace. I think they were better than my home town in Bristol, UK. We had the odd rough patch i.e salt flats - nothing which of course would have halted the Team USA juggernaut J. Second, the many sights and sounds of South East India were amazing. From 5am full volume speakers on the side of the road pumping out the South East India Top 40 to the ornate and colour temples lining our route from Puducherry to Kanyakumari. Lastly, the welcoming reactions from the local people we passed. As we weaved through small towns and villages, during the early hours of the morning, families would wonder out to the road or stream carrying their toothbrush, rubbing their eyes and look up to see a bright neon colored British guy with wires coming off the handle bars for the GPS followed by Team USA in red, white and blue followed by Shruti and her pens J - an unforgettable experience for both them and us.


Reflections ....... by Shruti

In the last two weeks we cycled around 700kms across the cities and towns of South East Tamilnadu. I haven't been able to fully comprehend this experience yet. Half of my heart is filled with gratitude, I feel so grateful to have cycled through the coastal towns with two of the funniest and down to earth humans. I am also grateful for my freedom, freedom to explore, freedom to be able to go places where I choose to. Throughout the trip I have realized that most of us don't have this freedom because of restrictions from family, society & self.



The other half of my heart is sad and anxious. It is so heartbreaking to see how we humans take the lives of animals for granted. We saw so many goats and donkeys whose legs were tied with ropes so that they wouldn't run away from their masters. They were limping around trying to find food. And as we rode by we saw a dog in an abandoned house most probably left to die, and the dog looked so weak and emaciated that we could see the bones popping out. I hope we stop being ignorant about the situations of the animals and help in making their lives a little better in any way possible. On Day 3 or 4 , the weather got extremely hot. The rivers in the town's we were passing by had gone dry , we couldn't see any trees for miles. Those were the toughest rides for me so far. I am worried for the people in these towns . I can't fathom what the summers are going to be like. We witnessed a long queue of about 50 women with buckets waiting for the borewell water. And it's just January! 2 more months to Summer. Those of us who have the luxury of reading this post, we need to realize we have been blessed and are the lucky grains of this universe. Half of the world doesn't have the privileges that we do. I think it's so important to spend our time talking about ideas on how we could help each other and our communities and also act on them.


by Steve "the mechanic, pack mule & one armed videoer"

After years and years of riding bikes, having mini nighttime adventures riding all over Staten Island for hours in the late 1990s while I was in college, after spending whole days riding around Brooklyn in the early 90s and as a kid with my dad riding around Cesar's bay Brooklyn in the late 80s, I planned and executed a multi day bicycle adventure over seas. Just amazing.
As the trip has completed over 6 weeks ago, there has been ample time to reflect and not get swept away in the emotions of the journey, the climax of completing the adventure or the sadness of it being over and exaggerate, good or bad, how the experience was. With a very clear mind, the one word that sums it up for me is Unforgettable. Although, so many other adjectives apply: Exhilarating, amazing, challenging, fantastic ... I know that each second of every day, every moment I have soaked up in to my memory banks to cycle through at my leisure will never be forgotten. 

So what made it so unforgettable? Everything. India has a special place in my heart and honestly feels like a second home after the US.The Indian culture, people, food, climate gave us an exotic and memorable backdrop. The roads, the planning and my cycling buddies made the actual doing of the adventure a pleasure. The overall freedom of cycling, progressing and being able to enjoy the time made it exceptional. I am really grateful that I was able to do my first multi day cycle in India of all places, and give back to the country in the way of the Bhumi charity donation. As I mentioned in my previous posts, you can always do more, give more and this was no exception. 

I am trying to think of what surprised me. I really didn't know what we were going to encounter on the trip, however given i had been to India 5x previously and had researched and read other bicycle travelers journeys through India, so i had a sense of what it would be like. The one thing that stood out to me was the friendliness of the people. Wanting to practice their English on you or take multitudes of selfies, give high fives and just wave high to get attention. That feeling of acceptance and care was prevalent and overarching in all of the people and all of our encounters. Whether it was the school master asking us if we wanted cold drinks after meeting us for 2mins[ we must have looked like hot messes :) ], or the man delivering bakes breakfast goods stopping on the highway to give us free little muffins or the young girls in the orphan home wanting to connect with us on WhatsApp, there was a real sense of care for their fellow humans. I always knew Indians were fantastic people, but they surprised me even more.

Finally, my two partners on this journey, I couldn't have done it with out them and I wouldn't have wanted to do it with out them. No two finer people in my book. They are both great people and great friends.

Thank you India for being amazing, thank you Matt & Shruti for being you and thanks to the wife and kids for putting up with a bicycle crazy dad :)

So what's next? Scorch #2 planning, lots of training, reminiscing about the trip and lots of bike riding.

Next post Scorch 2 possibilities :)

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Packing and Tools of the amateur trade


Now that the trip is over, we have had so many hours reminiscing, thinking about what we brought, used, didn't use etc and what we would do differently. Hopefully this post will help those who are planning a trip in the future.
 
PACKING 
The Forgotten : Those items we left behind
** PLEASE NOTE ** All scorchers wrote their own packing lists below - I take no responsibility for the quality of their jokes. :)

Shruti's lapse in memory
  • Mosquito repellant cream
  • Shruti's kit - this is such a lie! Multiply this by about 8.5 :)
    Tea tree oil –any day better than the aloe cream we used for the sunburns. Thanks to Matt’s mom.
  • Should have got some breakfast bars , ended up eating most of the apple oats bars that Matt got
  • May be more clothes ** Steve commentary : She had a new outfit every day! **
  • School pens
 Steve's dropping the ball items

Steve's monstrosity ... but accurate! **minus the tools **
  • Mosquito repellant cream - I knew matt was bringing it
  • Aloe Vera cream - I didn't think I wld be burnt enough to need it
  • Garmin GPS watch
  • More long sleeve shirts to cycle in
  • An action camera / gopro / tomtom bullet or something
  • A better pump - Sorry Val, the bday pump is kinda crappy-ish :)

Matty Bhais - There is def stuff missing!
Matty's packing mistakes

  • After sun / Aloe Vera lotion for the crispy red skin
  • Thinner tyres - I think 1.5 or 1.3 inch would have been perfect
  • Another bike bag would have been handy to carry a tube or two (but I didn't need them :) unlike the other two who took their bikes into the thorn forrest)
  • Despite making fun of Steves antler bars, a bigger / longer set of bar ends would have been good
  • Dog / cow repellent (no comment)
Mess with the bull and you will get the horns

The Damned : Stuff we wished we didn't bring
Shruti's sh1t list
  • May be skip the sunscreen that didn’t work :) - Shruti
 Steve's list of unwanted toys
  • I would bring less clothes. There were a few things I didn't even wear.
  • paper map - didn't use it
  • bike lock which weighed 75lbs - didn't need it
  • 5 diff patch kits. I hate patch kits
 
Matt's list of unholy items
  • A full racing bib with padding - I think only used my padded shorts and had them washed midway
  • Bike lock
  • Shruti's tinted sun cream
  • Jeans - I never needed to wear them for any temple etc. I was allowed in with my cycling shorts with or without the time shirt

Star kit : thank lord Vishnu we brought this stuff!
Shruti's Essentials

Thanks for the blessings bhai!
  • Hat
  • Glad that we got the extensions for handle bar - such a relief
  • Cycle bell – Indians love honking 😊
  • The wide saddle 😊 No soreness at all , poor Matt & Steve!
  • + Check with your teammates if they are getting all the other essentials – like tools and gadgets 😊   ** enjoying nicely! **
  • And the top essential - Smile + Wave 😊
Steve's had to have's
  • Padded cycling shorts ... theoretically I could have made it using just the bike, 1 padded short, 1 shirt, sneakers, 2 spare tubes, some tools, sunscreen, 1 pair of socks, a credit card and an atm card!
  • Extra charging battery
  • Laptop! We redid the routes so many times!
  • My helmet - I love tht thing. I feel like im in the army with it. :)
  • My Trek - never leave home[ on a bicycle trip ] without it!!
  • My tools!
  • Extra tubes... and I bought some there as well!
Matt's mandatory kit
  • Drone - took some good aerial shots and video
  • Sun cream which everyone was clawing to use :)
  • Mosquito repellent from Thailand - so strong and actually smells nice
  • Powerful front light - I had to lead the way in the dark for the morning rides and needed to see the pot holes and animals as Steves and Shruti's lights were pointing up at the bushes and trees ;)
  • iPhone 7 with Strava, GPS, bike mount and charger - I don't think we would be alive without them
  • Kick stand - it's embarrassing when your bike collapses in public lol

Tools of the amateur trade

We used a number of free online tools to plot our route, keep track of our distance, plan the trip etc. I think most of the Shruti found for us. :)


Plot a route editing screen
Strava is one of the most popular GPS activity apps for the smart phone. We used it for every cycle. I think I introduced this to Shruti a while back when she first started riding. Now she has 75 friends and I have 4 =/




plot a route - route listing screen
PlotARoute is a powerful tool for planning your route via it's mapping functionality. It was complicated at first, but after using it for an hour or two it gets much easier and only more powerful. We routed every cycle with it, pulled out the GPX and then loaded that in to Strava. ** Miss Rao's find **

Slack.com - a techie tool for development teams. [ I think ] We used it to communicate, share files, pix and of course jokes. ** Miss Rao's find **

Google Photos : photos.google.com - Used for sharing albums etc.

Youtube - Used for posting our videos.

Keep : keep.google.com - I personally use it a bit and had put together many a planning list I would then copy and paste in to slack.

Travefy : to keep our itineraries straight. ** Miss Rao's find **

Google Maps : maps.google.com - We ALMOST used this one day when Strava was acting a bit weird with a smaller road from plotaroute and the GPX mapping was off. There was a late night SUPER early morning scramble for me to mess with the route literally an hour before we had to set out. probably my only nervous point of the actual ride.

Hopefully this helps any potential scorchers in the future

See you next blog!
 

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Lessons learned!


Unspoken rule - do not drop your phone on your Idlis
There are lots of things we learned about ourselves on this journey. While this is Matt's second tour, the location, weather, prep and support are a bit different than his first. For myself and Shruti, this was our first multi day bike ride. We made so many assumptions about our fitness levels, that when taken out of your day to day routine and become the focus of your 24 hours are very different.

LL#1 - We vastly underplayed our fitness levels
An assumption Shruti and I made was that we should stick to 50-60 miles per day. If we did any more, potentially, we may blow a gasket. :)

This was based on that neither of us had ridden over 54miles in one stretch prior and neither of us had done 200miles in a week, let alone 4 days straight! As we were planning I had in the back of my mind that we would have plenty of sleep and didn't have to go to work so I knew we would manage, I just thought it would have been more painful.  

During the trip we vastly went past our assumptions. Upwards of 87 to 104 miles per day. *touch wood* there was no gaskets blown, cramps, or even major muscle pain. We did it and it was quite nice. You can see our distances on the previous blog here: Nerdy Stats & More :)

LL#2 If you are going to a hot & sunny place - bring sunscreen!! Or at least plan better
This one really applies to me as Matty saved us by bringing the only small bottle of lotion that actually worked! Shruti at least tried and brought one that expired in 1995 and acted more like cooking oil :) I figured in a country that has so much sun, finding sunscreen would be easy. It wasn't. We went in to a shop and we ended up buying brown tinted sun screen. I felt like I was in a broadway show. ** brown jazz hands **

If you are going to a tropical climate and you are a human and have skin, then you need to bring sunscreen and/or some light long sleeved shirts. I ended up wearing my long sleeve neon green heavier shirt [ thank god mrs steve bought me it for fathers day last year ] which saved me on days 7 and 8 as my charred tinted skin's healing factor kicked in with the help of a boat load of aloe lotion.

Unspoken rule - Do not let Matty near the popadoms

LL#3 It helps to have someone who speaks the local language
Matt brought this up as you will see in the next blog post's video that having a local speaker definitely helps. I didn't feel it so much, maybe because I let Matt and Shruti be the operational people [ since I carried the bags ], but it didn't seem too bad to me ... and of course we had super G! :)

LL#4 Watch where you are rolling your bike!
okok ... to be fair, I will definitely take some of the blame for Shruti's two flats. Even though I hate this hump backed pic of me, I did kind of select an area that has a massive thorn bush next to it. :)


Lesson learned... watch where you are rolling and stepping. Matt and I both stepped on thorns that went right through our sneakers.


** pix below ... safe, safe, unsafe :) **

LL#5 Don't get too far ahead

Unspoken rule - never pass food to Shruti
unless you have taken some already
Again this was my fault, I would get too far ahead and there were certain instances where I blew by a turn. So I guess the take aways from this are if you have one person doing the maps, let them lead, or get walkie talkies so that regardless of the country and mobile coverage you can have a quick communication!

LL#6 Stretch!
I think all 3 of us to varying degrees since we have been back home have noticed our leg muscles are a bit tight. During the trip, none of us stretched at all! Since I have been back, i have tried to get back in to my gym/lifting routine which has gone ok, but squats on that first day back were impossible. The tightness around my kneecap literally brought tears to my eyes when i tried to muscle through it. After 3 sessions over a 2 week period i finally was able to bang out some very light sets. Next time, definitely a stretching routine after each day's ride!

LL#7 Prep better for the kids
Having 3 kids of my own and all 3 of us having a soft spot for children in general we dedicated this trip to helping the kids of India through raising money for the charity Bhumi that helps kids across the country.

One item we should have prepped better for is bringing things to hand out. Pens, crayons, little pads, toys, really anything. Shruti made a pit stop half way in to the trip and in a matter of 1-2 days had given away everything. This was either to solo children making their way to school, or when we were in Manapad staying across from a school and giving them packs of pens/pencils. You always want to do as much as possible ... I feel like we could have done more.

Some fantastic kid pix below.....

next blog... Amateur tools of the trade!








Sunday, February 12, 2017

Nerdy Stuff, Stats, Our team name revealed!



First off, thank you to all the doners! We surpassed our goal for Bhumi by 50%! Bhumi helps underprivileged kids in India. Check out Bhumi:  http://www.bhumi.org.in/


We thought it would be interesting to put up a few things:
  • Why Bombay Scorchers? What does it mean?
  • Since we are in a technical field of work, obviously graphing and analyzing the raw stats is something we all nerded out on.


Why Bombay Scorchers??

Why not? How dare you ask me this!? :)

I have been in to antique and classic bicycles for a few years. Ephemera has always been something that was always interesting, and I started collecting old bicycle literature, manuals and postcards. I then came upon the postcard on the left. I had to have it!

I have since purchased 6 of these in various forms, black and white, colorized etc. The postcard is about 80-90 years old and just the picture alone entranced me and made me think about who this lady is and who took this picture on a wood rimmed and what looks to be a shaft driven bicycle. [ no chain ]. This would date the pic to the early 1900s to probably 1920.

So when the team was assembled for the trip, and we were cycling in India, I had just the name!






Nerdy Stuff
Like I said, I read about bikes, tours, bike packing, you name it. I came across someone elses blog where they kept track of everything down to how many bottles of water they drank! So i decided we had to take it to the next level. 

Food Eaten
8 - Briyanis
1 of 1.5 Bovontos drank by the scorchers
10.5 - Thali
Halwas
2 carrot
3 beetroot
1 bread
1 - Red bananas 1
22 - Mini bananas .. 1 eaten by monkey
6 - Big bananas
6 - Medium fatty bananas
13.5 - Gulab jamun. We experienced meh gulabs

Drinks Drank
2 - Bovontos
40 - Cokes - coke is it baby
1 - Diet coke - the guy had to remove about 40 bottles from the fridge to dig this out for matty boy
5 - Sprite
1 - Mountain dew - i did the dew in Hindustan
6 - Mazaa
4 - Slice
1 - Maa
7 - Pepsi ... ewww
4 - 7up

Random Counts
Drone flights 7
Near Misses 5
Missed turns 3
Kisses blown 1
2 - Cultural faux pas : Matty trying to high five a guy doing a hand signal and Shruti taking the arm off of an old lady.
4 - Flat tires : 2 Steve / 2 Shruti / Matty "old steel tires" = 0!
1 - Bovine golden shower. Lucky Matt. "I think it splashed on me." -Matty Boy
2 - Bird poops. Shruti & Matt
1 man splashs matts bike with backwash
1 - Shruti vomitting Indian breakfast cake on steve's sleeve. I found cake a few miles down the road on me after cycling. :|

# of animal slaps
1 - Matt trunk slapped by blessing elephant.

Types of animals spotted in the wild
  • Pigs
  • Mule
  • Donkeys
  • Cows
  • Monkeys
  • Dead snake
  • Goats
  • Lamb
  • Sheep
  • Lots of birds
  • Lizard
  • Ants
  • Spiders
  • Chickens
  • Horse
  • Elephant
  • Buffalo
  • Oxen
  • Dogs
  • Cats
  • Dead starfish
  • Dead fish
  • Crusty in the shell
  • Crabs
  • Squirrels
  • Rabbits
  • Ducks
3 Trains waited for
~15 Mosquitoes terminated

Some graphical Nerdiness: 

At a high level we banged out about 425miles/680kms and had about 38 hours of ride time.

** Click image to enlarge **





Next up....... final thoughts :)


Friday, February 3, 2017

Day 10 + 11 : The journey home


The next days were spent bumming around the hotel in Kanyakumari, packing our bikes and driving back to Chennai by was of Madurai.

We started off on Jan 26th with an early morning drone flight for Matt and a box up my bike session for me. Shruti tried to stay warm under her Indian flag. Today was India's Republic day which we saw the raising of the flag and i believe the singing of their national anthem. It was nice and i had bought a nice cloth Indian flag for myself a few days prior for 70Rs [ $1 ]
 
We then had a very nice breakfast buffet. One of the few we have enjoyed given we were always on the road in those early hours. I am missing those rides and the daily adventure already. :)
 



the crew







I saw the lady doing this. Im glad we were there for Republic day. Was really nice. I love patriotism.


flag raising


was very weird how all of the trees were leaning in one direction.







 





We tested the limits of the mavic drone and scared the grass out of the cow tht was snacking near by. Matty thought we might have a stampede of one. :)


Matt and I enjoyed the hotel pool nicely and then we all hopped in the Inova for a nice ride to Madurai. The scenery from the car was great.


... I have to post some pix of this... :) :)

 
While in Madurai we passed by a temple and tried to check out a BBQ Nation franchise to give Matt the full experience. We took an hour and multiple autos to get there. Went to the top floor of the mini mall and it was still under renovation. Not one piece of BBQ paneer has ever been served. :)

 
 
 
 
 
 
Madurai's newest hotspot ... We missed the grand opening of BBQ Nation. Matt would avenge himself tomorrow in Chennai

The next day we again had a bit of buffet bfast [ i could get used to this ] and headed towards Chennai. A super loooooooooooong ride back. A stop for lunch, a stop for milk coffee [ which I drank MANY of while in India ] and then a final stop in Chennai. I was feeling a bit bad as the time was almost up and I was physically knocked out. :)
 
We stopped by Decathalon and had Shruti's bike packed up, checked in to the Radisson, met some of the guys from Bhumi and saw what they were doing with the donation money and left Shruti's old bike. She has had an upgrade and took matt's new one. :)
 
 A last meal at BBQ Nation Chennai and a very awkward bday song. Very fitting. :)


Next post will be the complete recap, stats, graphs, nerdy stuff, ... videos of me, Shruti and Matt answer some very deep questions. stay tuned for the FINAL results!

We finally made it to BBQ Nation in Chennai

must segregate veg and non-veg ... except in my belly. All foods get along
bday boy ... 41 in a week ... I don't believe it either :)